My name is Michael Scott Schirtzer.
Yes like the character from the Office, no I wasn’t named after him.
I am a slam poet and standup comic.
I was born in Manhattan, NY in 1989 and moved to the west coast when I was a baby. I was raised in Los Angeles, California.
I hold the accomplished film credits of having played Jock #1 in a Warner Brother’s film “Funky Monkey” and an extra in both the Paris Hilton classic “Bottom’s Up” and what would eventually become a prophetic bio pic, Jamie Kennedy’s “Malibu’s Most Wanted.”
Moshe Kasher once described me as “Bill Hicksian…” and also said “I would fuck you right now.”
I sometimes write jokes for The Jimmy Dore Show on KPFK and The Young Turks Youtube network, and Joe Goes on Youtube.